The Top 40 Geek T-Shirt Slogans

1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
3. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
4. 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
5. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
6. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
7. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
8. C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
9. C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
10. <-------- The information went data way --------
11. Best file compression around: "DEL ." = 100% compression
12. The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
13. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
14. The name is Baud......, James Baud.
15. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
16. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
17. C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
18. Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
19. Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
20. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
21. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
22. Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.
23. E Pluribus Modem
24. >... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
25. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
26. A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
27. An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
28. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
29. Does fuzzy logic tickle?
30. A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.
31. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.
32. 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
33. Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
34. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
35. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
36. Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
37. Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
38. RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
39. Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
40. All computers wait at the same speed.
41. DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors. 

Source : http://packetstorm.austin2600.net/unix-humor/top.50.geek.slogans.htm

My Love-VW Beetle

This post is dedicated for showing my love towards..cityrides and thy pride..

Aye..#Imagine a Transit accompanied by youR sweet heart....in a R2...Got accelerated??
Jeez down..
The same does the above.. VW Beetle My love.. It just glides traces over the surfaces.. Ainta designer of ignition neither the psyche to put on hand with Diagrams  oh hea...the autocad for the new beetle..Im all about fad in beetle..  So, what grade am I presumed to give  for my LOVE..eee...!!???             5 out of 5  ??am i supposed to do it..?? Isn't sounds crumbs.. 
So...Sssh..Silenz...!!! Tsssh!

Augmented Reality for iOS.

I assure you, why everyone is interested in getting awesome AR.  Poked by parrot, in case you urge for morethan that, here may be the expected. The iOS AR. Pursuit multi-player game is an awesome way to get some 3D action.

The app is available for 3 US dollars on the Appstore.The video explains it all...

WP7-Smartphone from Acer arrives soon

Acer turned to bring out WP7

When Acer stepped into the smartphone markets MS Windows was their tool of choice and it remained like this for quite a while. Later on Android entered stage and things started cooling off between Acer and Microsoft.

At initial stage shortcomes of WP seemed to be great at . Yet now that Windows Phone 7 has been released Acer’s CEO Gianfranco Lanci went on record saying that his company has realized that the new platform actually offers a lot of customization options.

Interviewing The Chief of Acer on Mobilized on last week of November he stated the same...

Now it's time for the clash of giants...and asusual...let's watch the tech game..:)